Birthdays are usually celebrated by congratulation a person, giving gifts and sometimes, birthday bombs. However, we have a very unique birthday tradition. At 12 am , just when the guy's birthday starts, we take him out of his room, to a free space in the hostel. We call this free space as the cuty. Its an open space where we play football and cricket.
So, after reaching the cuty, we make a loose circle and place the birthday boy in the centre.Now, the real fun starts. Each guy takes of his footwear, and slaps the birthday boy on the buttocks. And its not just one slap, the birthday boy gets nearly 150-200 slaps. Number of slaps given by each person varies, but always, the person who slaps the most is Tarak. He slaps in a unique way. He holds the footwear tightly and one other guy holds the hands of the b'day boy towards the front so that there is nothing blocking the buttocks. And then comes a spree of slaps. Tarak swings his hangs to and fro, slapping the multiple times and as fast as he can. He never stops before he is tired, and by the time he is done, the b'day boy is already rueing the day he made a friend in Tarak.
I'll get to the story now:
On Garv birthday, everything started as i wrote above. We took him to the cuty and formed a circle. Garv stood in the centre, and then we began the spanking. Tarak was the first to go. His slaps came like a hail of bullets from the machine gun, extremely fast and extremely hard. Garv started jumping after a few slaps and making a comic noise which suggested he was in pain and at the same time not offended. Tarak stopped after about 20 slaps and then stepped back. His hand was now paining. Now, I, Sarvesh and Anil stepped up. Our slaps weren't as merciless as Tarak's. We were much slower than him. By the time we finished, Garv wanted a break. We brought cold water in a bottle and he put it on his butt. Comically, he got some relief and laughed. It reminded me of tom and jerry cartoon show in which tom often used to out his butt in a bucket of water after it had been set on fire by jerry.The slaps continued then for about 20 mins, during which sometimes Garv ran in circles with us running behind him and sometimes for 'butt in the bucket' break. By the time we were finished, Garv's ass was paining like hell, but he behaved like a good sport, relishing in the joy that he'll take his revenge on each of our birthdays.
This spanking session was followed by a question and answer session. It was no simple session. It involved pretty embarrassing questions.
We asked if he had a crush. He replied with a straight faced no.
Obviously we didn't buy this so we started teasing him by the name of the girls he normally talks to. On taking a name of a particular girl, he started blushing. We shall call this girl Aarti.
So we started a series of questions about this girl. We asked if he fantasized about this girl, if he has any feeling for this girl , what was the best thing he liked about this girl and a bunch of other questions made to make him uncomfortable and blush more . He gave all lame answers like I love her nature, he doesn't has any romantic or horny feeling for her and that she is just a friend. Frankly, the truth wasn't what we were after.We just wanted a good laugh and his facial expressions were providing us that.
This was followed by the final session: The action session.
This involves stupid and embarrassing tasks.
The first task we gave him was pole dancing. We thought he would do a very clumsy pole dance. But we were all in for a surprise.He moved his body like a real dancer. The pole dance was something you see in a movie, except that here there was a teenage boy on the pole in shirt n pants rather than a hot girl in bikini. He danced around the pole in a real professional manner, holding the pole and sliding up and down, putting one leg up and giving a sexy stare and lifting the shirt up to his chest.
This actually made me wonder about his sexual orientation. We all laughed and pretended to throw money at him. Since we didn't have any money, we just made hand gestures for it. Saras went up and put a piece of paper down his shirt. That was hell of a scene and we all had a good laugh.
This ended a session that had lasted for nearly an hour. Guess time actually flies by when you are having fun. Next day Garv had a very sore butt and stayed in his room for most of the day. We did give him a bournville candy bar which he likes.
I'll narrate more fun stories here. See you then ...............
So, after reaching the cuty, we make a loose circle and place the birthday boy in the centre.Now, the real fun starts. Each guy takes of his footwear, and slaps the birthday boy on the buttocks. And its not just one slap, the birthday boy gets nearly 150-200 slaps. Number of slaps given by each person varies, but always, the person who slaps the most is Tarak. He slaps in a unique way. He holds the footwear tightly and one other guy holds the hands of the b'day boy towards the front so that there is nothing blocking the buttocks. And then comes a spree of slaps. Tarak swings his hangs to and fro, slapping the multiple times and as fast as he can. He never stops before he is tired, and by the time he is done, the b'day boy is already rueing the day he made a friend in Tarak.
I'll get to the story now:
On Garv birthday, everything started as i wrote above. We took him to the cuty and formed a circle. Garv stood in the centre, and then we began the spanking. Tarak was the first to go. His slaps came like a hail of bullets from the machine gun, extremely fast and extremely hard. Garv started jumping after a few slaps and making a comic noise which suggested he was in pain and at the same time not offended. Tarak stopped after about 20 slaps and then stepped back. His hand was now paining. Now, I, Sarvesh and Anil stepped up. Our slaps weren't as merciless as Tarak's. We were much slower than him. By the time we finished, Garv wanted a break. We brought cold water in a bottle and he put it on his butt. Comically, he got some relief and laughed. It reminded me of tom and jerry cartoon show in which tom often used to out his butt in a bucket of water after it had been set on fire by jerry.The slaps continued then for about 20 mins, during which sometimes Garv ran in circles with us running behind him and sometimes for 'butt in the bucket' break. By the time we were finished, Garv's ass was paining like hell, but he behaved like a good sport, relishing in the joy that he'll take his revenge on each of our birthdays.
This spanking session was followed by a question and answer session. It was no simple session. It involved pretty embarrassing questions.
We asked if he had a crush. He replied with a straight faced no.
Obviously we didn't buy this so we started teasing him by the name of the girls he normally talks to. On taking a name of a particular girl, he started blushing. We shall call this girl Aarti.
So we started a series of questions about this girl. We asked if he fantasized about this girl, if he has any feeling for this girl , what was the best thing he liked about this girl and a bunch of other questions made to make him uncomfortable and blush more . He gave all lame answers like I love her nature, he doesn't has any romantic or horny feeling for her and that she is just a friend. Frankly, the truth wasn't what we were after.We just wanted a good laugh and his facial expressions were providing us that.
This was followed by the final session: The action session.
This involves stupid and embarrassing tasks.
The first task we gave him was pole dancing. We thought he would do a very clumsy pole dance. But we were all in for a surprise.He moved his body like a real dancer. The pole dance was something you see in a movie, except that here there was a teenage boy on the pole in shirt n pants rather than a hot girl in bikini. He danced around the pole in a real professional manner, holding the pole and sliding up and down, putting one leg up and giving a sexy stare and lifting the shirt up to his chest.
This actually made me wonder about his sexual orientation. We all laughed and pretended to throw money at him. Since we didn't have any money, we just made hand gestures for it. Saras went up and put a piece of paper down his shirt. That was hell of a scene and we all had a good laugh.
This ended a session that had lasted for nearly an hour. Guess time actually flies by when you are having fun. Next day Garv had a very sore butt and stayed in his room for most of the day. We did give him a bournville candy bar which he likes.
I'll narrate more fun stories here. See you then ...............
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