Saturday 13 June 2015

The Dark Day

Imagine a hostel of 3 storeys, with the nearly 700 rooms, immersed in complete and haunting darkness. That was how all the hostels looked on that day in our campus. I do not remember the date or the actual day but it was something related to conservation of electricity. Some geniuses in the college had thought it was a good idea to shut down electricity to all the hostels for 3 hours on a particular night.

When I first heard of it, I thought it was some joke that was being circulated around the college. But on that night, at about 8 pm, I was shocked when the electricity went out. I had been playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on my laptop when this happened. Back then I was in my first year and I had a habit of plugging the laptop in charging everytime I played a game on it since games consume a lot of energy. Thanks to that, when light went out, I had a full 100% charged battery. But I knew it very well that playing a game would burn this out within 2 hours.
There was a lot of shouting going on in the hallway and so I stepped out of the room. Kartik and I had rooms on different floors in the first year. He was on the third floor and I on the second. I locked my room and proceeded to his, wading through a crowd of crazed first year students. People were shouting throughout the hostel. To anyone who was not of this college, it would have appeared to be an insane asylum. But I was familiar with this routine. Everytime the electricity would go out, students would come out and start shouting, sometimes hurling abuses at each other playfully and sometimes beating each other just to pass the time.

I walked through this mess and reached the third floor and found Kartik's room. I knocked on it a he opened. It was pitch black so we could hardly make out each other's faces. His laptop was on  and he was watching a Naruto:Shippuden episode he had downloaded. In the first year, Kartik never played games on computer. He only watched anime to pass his time or sometimes meditated. He never takes his laptop of the charge and therefore had full 100% backup. I sat on his bed while he sat in his chair and we started to watch the anime. After about 45 minutes, we got a call from Sumit. He asked us to come outside the hostel as everyone was gathered there. We arrived outside 10 minutes later. There was electricity in the mess and all the street lights were on. I felt somewhat better. While I'm not scared of darkness, not being able to see anything and not having my fan running is a pain is the a**. 

We started taking a walk around the campus. After about 30 minutes of walking, all of us were bored. Some of them sat outside on the footpath. I, Kartik and Sumit decided to go back to Kartik's room. We planned to watch Wolf of Wall Street. While walking on the stairs, Sarvesh and Anil also decided to join us. We were climbing the stairs when an idea stuck me. Sumit and Kartik were ahead and the rest of us were some 10 feet behind them. I told Anil and Sarvesh my plan. They all agreed. We called Sumit. We told him the plan and to say Kartik that it was his parents and that he shall catch up with us after talking to them. He followed the plan and took a different turn. When he was gone, Kartik turned to catch up with us. But by that time, we were hidden in darkness. There was a distance of 6 rooms between us. Kartik shouted to us and we didn't respond. We only laughed silently. 

One thing I didn't tell you was that Kartik scares easy. He never watches horror films alone and even while watching with us, he covers his eyes whenever a horror scene comes. I had figured he was afraid of darkness too. It would turn out that I had got it right. Kartik stopped moving completely. We could see him well because he had switched on the torch in his cellphone and was waving it right and left to see where everyone was. It was lucky for my plan that there were no other people. I and Anil took up two different routes to reach him while Sarvesh kept watch on Kartik from the route we had been walking earlier. It took us about 2 mins to reach into our position, We didn't know where Sumit was but we were sure he was watching. I and Anil waited for some time. The moment we both came into Kartik's blind spot, we jumped up shouting Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa. In response, Kartik jumped up shouting. He was clearly frightened. Then I and Anil started laughing. It was followed by laughter from Sarvesh and Sumit who not came out of their hiding. Kartik was not laughing. He had a expression that told us he was not amused. But it had been funny as hell for us. 


Laughing, we went to Kartik's room and watched the film. Next day, this incident was told to the other members of the group and we all had a laugh. Sometimes, we still talk about it and laugh. I am waiting for another such dark day to pull of something funny again.

Wednesday 3 June 2015

Pack and Move

Hey guys, its been a long time I wrote. Sorry about that...
In our college, after the first year is over, the first year students are supposed to change rooms. The process of this is very cumbersome. First we have to go and buy cartons in which to put in all our stuff. Then we have to buy tapes to seal the cartons on all sides. We put all the stuff we can't carry home into this carton and then seal it with tapes. The cartons are usually old ones that used to carry biscuit or mixtures for the shop more . So they really aren't very reliable and hence we put in a lot of tapes to make sure they hold.

Two days before we were to leave the campus, we had started packing. The exams had just gotten over and all of us were lazy. Kartik was helping me pack. I had two cartons and we were putting lots of stuff in it. I am a little paranoid and over-thinker by nature so i was using a lot of tape, especially in the below part to make sure the box doesn't rupture. Kartik was nagging me about how it was a waste of time and how i should not use so much tape, but i didn't listen to him. I also had one large suitcase which i decided to leave behind. So, i also stuffed it with lots of stuff. Ironically , I ended up throwing most of the stuff in the new semester....

After finishing my packing, we went to Kartik's room. He hadn't even sorted anything so we sorted all the stuff. Half his bed was full of books and items he was going to pack.... and the whole floor was covered in wrappers from kurkure, lays and other stuff he had been collecting the entire semester. For a spiritual guy, he is unusually untidy.

Well, we first took out the trash and then went about packing. He used two small boxes. After he was done, we decided to go and keep our goods in the common room. One common room had been assigned to students of  wing and they had to keep their stuff there itself. I and Kartik made a total of three trips. To no one's surprise, mine took two trips. During Kartik's trip, one of his boxes opened from below and all the stuff he had packed fell down. It was hilarious given the fact that he was nagging me about using too much tape. He waited down as  I went to get the tape. After repacking it on the stairs itself, we went and submitted his boxes too.

Following this we went to check on other people. Sarvesh, Anil and Garv were in the Anil's room. He was having a shortage of boxes and was desperately trying to fit his stuff in the boxes he had. One thing about my gang is that we are extremely lazy. So, walking 10 mins and buying other box was definitely not on our list. After some time, Anil and Garv went out to ask if someone had spare cartons. That was the time when Sarvesh and I had a mischievous idea. We took Anil's mobile phone and put it well inside one of the cartons. It was hidden well and couldn't be seen. About 10 mins later, Anil and Garv returned with a spare carton and the packing was completed.

We then decided to go to mess and have dinner. So Anil went to his table to get his phone, but to his surprise, it wasn't there. He started searching for it everywhere. He searched his desk drawers, cupboards and below the bed. He even searched the entire length of corridor wondering if he had dropped it. Still, the phone was nowhere to be found. By now, he was sweating and his face was all tensed. I looked at Sarvesh. He was barely containing his laughter. I and Kartik were in a similar state. After 5 mins of more searching, Anil's phone started ringing. I guess it was a call from his home. I and Sarvesh started laughing uncontrollably. Anil figured out what has happened and turned towards us. His face was red with anger, yet his expression was comical and just served to fuel our laughter. He shouted at us and we ran . He started chasing us. I decided to run out of hostel towards the coffee shop while Sarvesh headed towards the washroom. Anil decided to go after Sarvesh. I went to have dinner and was joined in mess by Garv and Kartik who informed me that Sarvesh had locked himself in one of the bathrooms and Anil was waiting just outside shouting all kinds of curses.

That day, Sarvesh spent half an hour in washroom. When he came out, he was comically scared. His face had a mixed expression of laughter and fear . Anil had calmed down after we gave him an ice-cream.

Although the job of packing and moving had been cumbersome, this had been an extremely amusing night.